Decimation pt3
Following some more awful work-ethics, another staff member has fallen foul of our removal projects this time in Decimation pt3.
Play-Fings
We’ve added a couple of new play-fings to keep you occupied on Midlands Maidens – here is a quick run-down on what’s new.
The Deposit Scam
We’ve just been doing a little ‘lurking’ on UKPunting to see how the other half lives, and the deposit scam seems to have reared its ugly head again.
Two Lines Equals Full Swap
Cool name for the post title, but two lines of what? Coke? Rounds of shots? No – this involves two lines of coding that swaps out a URL.
Ticket to Write
We’ve got a few things to tell you since the last post, some good things, some excellent things and some poor things. This is our ticket to write!
Reliability Girls
Due to a massive swathe of appointments coming in, we need girls with proven reliability to bolster up our ranks at Midlands Maidens.
We Are OPEN!
It’s been a tough few weeks/months for everyone in this industry, but unlike many providers doing it on the sly, we’re proudly announcing that we are open!
The Joy of Analytics
We really HATE using Google Analytics as you need a PhD to use it. Find out how we overcame this, and how the joy of analytics came to Midlands Maidens.
Designed by Heatmaps
Mobile and tablet users will have noticed a slightly new design today. This is due to a new toy we’re using as the content is now designed by heatmaps.
Sexy 404 Pages
It’s a well-known fact (amongst webmasters) that a 404 page is essential for a website’s inner workings. Welcome then to the Midlands Maidens Sexy 404 page!
No Sex Please, We’re British
Hot off the press today comes this curated post from the London Evening Standard, saying ‘no sex please’ due to the UK coronavirus laws.
Whoops!
Looks like we dropped a bit of a clanger in the ‘improvements’ on adding one of the two new toys earlier this week: find out why we were going whoops!
Evergreen Project
We decided this week that a few of our old blog posts were starting to look a little shabby, which is why we decided to open the Evergreen Project.
Rocket Your Website
We’ve just received a message from WPRocket that will enable any webmaster to rocket your website at a discounted price. Read on for full details:
Optimisation 2
It looks like we jumped the gun a little on our last post, and we decided to rectify this problem with this solution – imaginatively titled Optimisation 2.
Optimisation
Over the past few days, we’ve added a couple of new optimisation softwares into the website, one of which decided to remove our video posts.